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Just some very daing summations from some very funny people, all told in one line. Many of these funny one liners are from legendary comedians and others are from random or unknown people. My dealer sure has some explaining to.

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. The problem is no one runs in your family.

She used to like to dress up like herself, and act like a fucking bitch all the time. Boyfriend material.

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I realized that the other day inside my fort. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana — mafia. Cafchy girls go wild, they show their tits.

When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. And I got fired.

I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell.

Catchy one liners for dating

Number one: Number two: Number three: In Seattle, they have a saying: I was married for two years. This cup is expensive! Number two is death.

Death is number two. Does that sound right?

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